Doctor: It’s the male equivalent to child birth… you have a kidney stone… actually you have a lot of kidney stones but only one is the problem now.
Clint: how big is it?
Doctor: maybe four millimeters
Clint: that doesn’t sound very big!
Doctor: well the tube it has to travel through isn’t quite that big.
Clint: ohh…How far does it have to travel?
Doctor: about 14 inches.
Clint: how far has it gone?
Doctor: About 13 1/2 inches.
Clint: (optimistically) oh! good, then it should be over soon?
Doctor: Could be a day… could be a year.
(Dr exits, lights dim)
(Picture Courtney of Jennifer Clifton Photography)
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Ouch! Sorry brother, but congrats on the new baby!!! (and I mean the one Jennifer will have, not the one you are having right now)
Ouch! –> was exactly the same thing that popped into my mind when I read this! I hope the ordeal will be over sooner rather than in a whole year!
I’m literally squirming in my seat now…
FYI- The stone passed and all is back to normal…
It only took about 24 hours.
DUDE… PRAYING FOR YOU AND THAT THERE WAS NO PERMANENT DAMAGE! LOVE YOU BRO
I am sorry for your pain, but don’t try try to get female sympathy. LISTEN TO ME—-THERE IS NO, I REPEAT NO PAIN EQUAL TO CHILDBIRTH. You try birthing a 10 and 9 lb baby—go ahead and then tell me about pain.
aw. that stinks, ive had them before…and yep. they really hurt!
glad to hear that you are better though!